A promise is a promise, and if you haven’t kept your word, then be prepared to face the consequences.
The married man in this story made a deal with a woman and went to bed with her. And then he decided to break his word, but he was not ready for the response that came later.. in a very funny way!
A married businessman went to a bar after work and noticed a beautiful 19-year-old girl there. The man did not think twice, he took off his wedding ring and put it in his pocket. Then he approached her and activated his charm.
After a few drinks together, he decided it was time.
He said, «I really like talking to you. How about we continue this in your apartment?».
The woman replied, «Honey, if you have not noticed I am an escort. I would be happy to have fun with you, but it will cost you $500».
The married man thought it sounded great, so together they left the place. They got into bed and did what they did, and he really enjoyed it. But before he left her apartment, he told her, «Honey, I seem to have forgotten to bring cash with me. Don’t worry, I will ask my secretary to write you a check and send it to you. She will write the check as ‘Rent for appartment’».
On his way to the office the next day, he regretted what he had done. And because he was stingy and felt bad about cheating on his wife, he told his secretary to write a check for only $250 and added a note in which he wrote: «My dear lady,
In the envelope you will find a check for $250 for your rent. Please note that I didn’t add the entire amount we agreed on, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. No body ever lived in it
2. It was heated
3. It was small enough for me to feel comfortable and at home
But I found out that it was previously occupied before, that it was not heated, and that it was too big».
Do not mess with this woman
The woman was furious when she read the note, and returned the check of $250 back to him, along with her own short note:
You’ve got some nerve! First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment like this to remain unoccupied for so long. As for the heating, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your current landlady».