A young boy walks into a barber shop, and the barber leans toward his customer with a grin.
“Watch this kid,” the barber whispers. “He’s the dumbest kid you’ll ever see. I’ll prove it.”
He holds a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other. “Which do you want, champ?” he asks.
Without hesitation, the boy grabs the quarters and dashes out.
The barber laughs. “See? Never learns!”
Later, the customer spots the same boy at an ice cream shop. Curious, he asks, “Hey, why did you choose the quarters instead of the dollar?”
The boy licks his ice cream cone and says, “Because the moment I take the dollar, the game’s over!”
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A man and a little boy come into a barbershop together. The man goes first, getting a full pampering: shave, haircut, manicure, shampoo, the works. Once done, the boy hops into the chair.
“I’ll be right back,” the boy says. “I’m going to grab a green tie for the parade.”
When the haircut is finished, the barber says, “Looks like your dad forgot about you.”
The boy shakes his head. “He’s not my dad. Some guy just grabbed my hand and said, ‘Come on, kid! Let’s get a free haircut!’”
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A blonde was skating along with her headphones on when she stopped at a hair salon. She asked for a haircut but made one condition: the stylist couldn’t remove her headphones.
The stylist refused, so she left and tried another salon with the same request. This time, the stylist agreed.
After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair. To wake her, the stylist gently removed the headphones. Immediately, the blonde collapsed to the floor—dead asleep from following instructions. The stylist put the headphones back on, revealing the audio track: “inhale… exhale…”
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Marley went into the town barbershop for a trim. After thirty-five minutes of snipping, the barber held a mirror behind his head.
“How’s it look?” asked the barber.
“Looks good,” Marley said. “But can you leave it a little longer in the back?”
